There is a man in Riot’s new card combat game whose job is to throw mushrooms into my opponent’s deck. He is really, really into it. “Have a mushroom!”, he shouts. “Have three!” Whenever my opponents draw a card with a mushroom attached, their nexus takes direct damage. This is a sneaky and deplorable way to win matches, as evinced by the smug expression on the Puffcap Peddler’s face.
He is also lonely. His cheery quips about being ‘a fun guy’ mask a life of agaric isolation. “Oh, if mushrooms could talk,” he opines. We can dream, Puffcap man. We can dream.
Legends Of Runeterra is OK. It’s growing on me.
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