Cardboard Children – Risk: Star Wars Edition

Hello youse.

Today, RISK. Wait, come back! I’m not – Hey, forget I said RISK. Just – can we – hey, come back! Listen, honestly, friend, I just – YES, IT SAYS RISK ON THE BOX. But listen – please, take your coat off. Please. Give me the benefit of the doubt. Will you give me a chance? I just – look, I shouldn’t have started by saying “RISK”. That was stupid. I wish I could change that. But look – THIS IS NOT RISK. I swear to you. This isn’t RISK. I swear it.

How can I make you stay? Well. What if I say “STAR WARS”? Ah, there we are…

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